Dissatisfied with the returns from your current portfolio and punk rock bands?
Adventure Capitalists is a bold, disruptive approach to your four chord, high risk equity positions. Is it a punk band shredding tasty licks about startup tech? Or is it an investment vehicle playing music from your older brother's six disc CD changer in his Chevy Cavalier?
Our thesis transcends your labels.
Besides, where else are you going to put your money right now? Gold?
" Every pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. "
" It would be great if you could stop calling this number. "
" Usually startups just make me want to drink and cry. "
" Sweet Jesus, this website has a shit-ton of carousels. "
We give every founder in our portfolio our absolute all, with an additional thousand basis points.
Whether they want it or not.
Every board meeting we ask you why something you're doing isn't more like Apple, regardless of context.
We only take pitches from companies using programming languages less than two years old. How can you innovate if you're not patching your runtime three times every sprint?
We always invite our portfolio to weekend soccer friendlies, so we can take the match entirely too seriously and cleat our founders until they quit in disgust.
We reply to every recently accelerated startup with an uncapped note, sight unseen. Please let us invest. Pretty please?
By "global network" we mean "one of our partners went to China once in his gap year before business school."
Seriously. Why aren't you more like Apple, already?Be Like Apple