During our annual firm retreat to Burning Man, we've had a lot of conversations about Bitcoin and the future of wealth distribution on the Internet. Clearly, we're on the precipice of a once-in-a-generation shift in the mechanics of moving money and it is obvious to us at AdCap the blockchain figures centrally in this trend. The macroecon implications of Byzantine consensus is...
Guys. Guys, not cool. Okay - everybody put down your mimosas. Who scratched my Maybach?
FUCK. FUCK! WHO FUCKING DID IT?
Goddammit - this is not fucking funny people. Oh shit. Oh fuck - you can see it from three feet away. Look at it. Just look at it! That gash is wider than the spread on my goddamn natural gas futures. Are fucking blind? It's right there.
No, Steve, I can't just "buff it out." I just got it fucking armored last month ...